Board-grade SaaS metrics before you raise.
The MRR in your Stripe dashboard is not the number your investors will recompute. We find the gap, restate your metrics to board-grade definitions, and build the stack that keeps them right.
Most founders cannot fully trust their own numbers
Stripe's dashboard uses one blind definition. Annual deals get counted as a single month. One-time fees sneak into MRR. Gross and net churn get mixed up. The numbers are usually off by 10 to 30 percent, and you find out in the worst place, during diligence, in front of an investor who does this for a living.
You do not have a data hire yet. So this sits on you, right when you can least afford a number that does not hold up.
We sell correctness, not another dashboard
You can already get a dashboard for free.
We tell you what is wrong with the numbers you report, restate them to the definitions your board and investors actually use, and explain why. Then we build the stack that produces those numbers on a schedule, in your own cloud account, so they stay right as you grow.
Who you are working with
You work with Quinn, an enterprise engineer. As the first data engineer for the US division of a $100 million tech company, he built the model that unified its numbers. Now he does that for founders earlier, before it costs them a round.
How it works
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Free metrics check
A 15-minute screen-share. You drive your own Stripe, we show you where your numbers diverge and what it could cost you. Nothing leaves your screen.
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Restatement
We turn that into a board-grade restatement. One set of definitions your investors accept and your whole team can cite.
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Build
We stand up your metrics stack in your own cloud, with dashboards your team and your board can read.
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Stay accurate
We keep it accurate and add metrics as you grow. The fractional data team you are not ready to hire.
Who it is for
Seed and Series A B2B SaaS founders, billing through Stripe or Paddle, with no data hire, heading into a raise or a board cycle.
Your data stays yours
On the call, you drive and nothing is transferred. For the build, your stack runs in your own cloud account. We never pull your data into our warehouse. Most analytics vendors do exactly that, then rent it back to you.
See where your numbers diverge. Free, 15 minutes.
Free. You drive your screen. Nothing is recorded.
Questions
Where are your case studies?
This is a new offer, so there are no case studies yet. The track record behind it is real: Quinn was the first data engineer for the US division of a tech company past $100 million in revenue, where he built the model that unified its numbers. Because it is early, you work with him directly.
Do I have to share my Stripe login?
No. You drive your own screen the whole time. Nothing is recorded and nothing is transferred. If you later want the paid build, it runs in your own cloud on a read-only key you can revoke whenever you want.
Why is it free? What is the catch?
No catch. This is how we start conversations with founders right now. You owe us nothing after the call, and paid work happens only if you ask for it.
What do I walk away with?
A clear read on where your numbers diverge from board-grade definitions, and which of those gaps actually matter for your raise. This is clarity on your metrics, not a valuation or a promise about your round.
What if my numbers are already solid?
Then you walk away with a clean confirmation to carry into the raise, and it cost you 15 minutes. In practice most founders find at least one definitional gap they had not seen.
I am mid-raise and short on time.
It is about 15 minutes, on your screen, with no prep. Mid-raise is exactly when a bad definition costs you, because that is when your numbers are under the most scrutiny.
What happens after the call?
The clarity is yours to keep either way. If there is paid work worth doing, we scope and price it separately, after the call, with no obligation to move forward.